Christopher and his National day celebrations!
6M presents, Thursday, August 20, 2009, 5:02 PM.
NATIONAL DAY CELEBRATIONS: (how do you celebrate this special day?)Call 999 and say "I plan to bomb Changi Airport." See red lights flashing in front of you after mere moments! Police sirens are a really great way to see one of the colours of our national flag.
Eat poop. Pretty soon, some green stuff might flow out of your mouth, and if you're lucky and the poop had sharp things in it, you get red! Isn't it great?
Fart in a lift. Many people will see red. Isn't it such a great way of spreading the festive feeling on this day? Yes!
Now for the white stuff. You could combine these with the red stuff for the colours of our national flag to be together!
Grow old. When you look in the mirror like 1337 years later, or maybe 133 or 37 years later, you might start to see some white on your hair. Isn't it amazing?
Jump from a rocket which is almost reaching the ozone layer. You'll see white stuff fly past you, and they're soft and touchable. Also, in the end, there's the white light at the end of the tunnel for you to examine!
Drink loads of water and examine your urine. (Ew) You'll notice that it's different from the normal yellow. Yes, that's right, it's white! That's great!
All in all, this is a wonderful guide. Rate it 5 out of 1337!
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